Get the Band-Aid!!!!

Man, I really get sick of these negative campaign ads. I find it obnoxious when rival fast food chains disrespect each other, let alone people.

Can someone tell me how to play Fatal Fury 3? I'm really bad at it.

The British are Coming!

Dang it... What was I about to say? I knew I had something interesting or important to write here... Did it involve Kirby, or how I accidentally ran my Pokewalker through the washing machine? I'm drawing a blank. I really need to start making these posts on some day other than Monday, when my brain is dead.

I Like Tortles.

Man, I always look forward to these federal holidays, but I always end up wasting them reading about Fraggle Rock on Wikipedia.

How can you make pudding out of bread?

I decided to do a wallpaper illustration instead of a comic today. I hope the size is satisfactory for display upon a computer monitor.

Growing up is hard in a small town... especially when you start developing mutant powers. My mutant power is kind of lame. I shoot blood out my eyes like a horned toad. My doctor calls it a "massive ocular hemorage." I prefer to think of it as a super power. I feel dizzy...