Hhhhhnnnnnnngggg...

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and your head was gone, and your face was somehow growing out of your stomach? Would you scream and run around until you pass out?

How can you have any pudding if you haven't had your meat?

If whales had a civilization, and in that civilization there were two giant nations, and these two nations went to war with eachother, and some group of scientists within one of these nations decided to create a weapon of mass destruction, that weapon of mass destruction would probably be a scaled up version of those plastic rings that hold canned beverages together.

I can write in colors???

Get Back in your Cage!

I hope my house doesn't mutate into some sort of inchworm type creature and squirm off down the road when I'm out of town. It would cause some serious structural damage, and the dishes would probably all break.