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Monday, August 27, 2007

Happy Metroid Day, Everybody! QUICK! HIDE IN THE FREEZER!


He's an Eggplant Wizard,
He's got such a supple grip,
I think I'll be handing my
Eggplant crown to him.
Why do you think he throws them,
I don't know!
They don't taste that gooood...
It was the best Eggplant Wizard song I could come up with on such short notice.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Don't Stop Believing!

Oh... You should probably just pretend you didn't see this.

Monday, August 13, 2007

How did you get here???? Did anyone follow you?


If you ever happen to walk into an alternate dimension, please try and find my missing socks for me. Thanks.

Moment of Lucidity:

People, I hate to mention something so serious here, but if you have any complaints about the new voice actors in the Sonic the Hedgehog games, now is the time to voice them: seriously. I'm not sure what percentage of the two or three people who read this care, but Mario and Sonic at the Olympics will come out by the end of the year, and we can't let them ruin one of the most significant events in video game history with sub-par voice acting. I've read that Ryan Drummond, the authentic Sonic voice actor for Sonic Adventure through Sonic Heroes, will be visiting Sega of America in San Francisco this week, presumably to petition them for his old position back, so we need to make our voices heard now. I'm posting a link to the online customer service form from their website. I don't know how seriously they take the messages they get, but it can't hurt to try:

http://www.sega.com/support/support_csonline.php

Also, as a physical letter is much more impressive, I'm listing their contact address, as listed on their website:

Sega of America

Attn: Department of your choice

650 Townsend Street, Suite 650

San Francisco, CA 94103

I recommend you plead with them that we're all anticipating the greatest video game crossover in history, and wish that they spare no effort in making it the best game possible, including using the proper voice actor (Ryan Drummond). Please, though, be polite and civil. Angry messages won't do us any good. Our only hope in this matter is to convince them that having Drummond and his co-stars back is truly what their fans want.

End Moment of Lucidity:

Stop looking at me like that, Darth Vader. I know you're sticking your tongue out under that helmet.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Get the Tuna Out of Your Ears!


I'm baaaaaaack!

I Eat All Your Music.


I think I'm finally back in the swing of things now. I hope all five of my viewers haven't left for good.