Giant Man Eating Spuds... Fo' Real!

No time to write amusing comments right now... The fate of the world is at stake!

I never did find my other arm...

I wanted to get a nice bowl of soup after having my teeth drilled, but my brother made me eat a big bowl of taffy apples and broken glass instead.

Why is it nobody else plays Dragon Quest IX?

Mom, have you seen the missing pieces to my PowerMaster Optimus Prime? His arms look really stubby if he's not holding any weapons, and he can't transform without his Nebulon partner Hi-Q.

Ma Mowse Ith Mumnb...

I had my teeth drilled this morning. Instead of silver, I had the dentist fill them with Adamantium. Now I can bite through a car door!!!

What would be a good Capcom Versus game? I recommend Capcom vs. Muppets, but that might not work out right.

I tried to buy shoes after the dentist. I couldn't find any plain brown shoes. I would have rather been back at the dentist getting my teeth drilled.

I'm TIRED and I have a HEADACHE!

As you can see, I updated the neglected games comic significantly. I think I might see if I can get Nintendo Power to give me a shout out for this, since their article inspired it. It would help if some of my fans dropped them a line as well.

Whoaah! It's a double comic! It's a double comic!!! It goes all the way across the web page! Whoaah! WHOOOOOOOAAAAH!!! It's so intense!!! It's so vivid! WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!!! What does it mean!?? (Sobbing.)

Well, my sister and I went to Disney World last week. We had a pretty good time, except for when I got a horrible headache the first day. We kind of overdid things. Well, at least dinner was good. If you ever go to Disney, be sure to get a meal plan. You can get some good food there, but it's super expensive. Anyway, the fireworks at Epcot were fantastic, and my sister managed to get her picture taken with seven costumed characters in a row. The next day, we went to the Universal Studios Islands of Adventure to see the new Harry Potter attraction. It was pretty great, but I don't think they anticipated how many people would show up to the thing. It took us nearly three hours to get through the ride ( which was awesome, once we finally got in), and lunch was similarly slow. The food was kind of terrible. If you want to go, I recommend showing up some time of year when nobody has time off... maybe October. We didn't really have any time to do any of the rides anywhere else in the park, but they mostly seemed to be gut-wrenching roller coasters with Marvel Comics characters' names pasted on them.