Meatball Sub.

Kids know not to actually do these things, right? Well, if anyone does stick their finger in a socket or eat a cell phone, don't tell your parents you got the idea from me. Tell them somebody else told you to do it. Tell them it was... Let's say "Carlos Mencia."

The Bear Took My Other Arm!!!

They're supposed to be giving out the Pokemon Darkrai at Toys 'R Us on the 31st. I tried to go there when they were giving out Manaphy. The guy there said, "No. We won't give you that Pokemon. We don't like you. Your shoes have holes in them, and you smell like a pumpkin that got hit by a sledgehammer on Tuesday." I exaggerate. To be fair, they did give me a lovely bookmark featuring the Pokemon that I can never possess.

I Wish I Had a Milkshake.

That guy at the restaraunt didn't turn out so well... I don't know what I was thinking with those ears. I'm reasonably pleased with the Zeitgeist, though.

I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!!!!

Did anybody get the joke with the shield?

I managed to get the comic in on time this week, due to not having anything important to do this weekend. How does a guy find a job in this day and age?

Check out this pixel art I did of Sunglasses.

There Are Ants in My House!!!!

I don't have a lot of time because it's storming out. Here's the comic. It's not that great this week.

I Need More Vegetables.

Sorry if those lines aren't straight. My ruler is missing.
That thing with the Reese's wrapper actually happened to me once... not the reality warping part, mind you. Boy, our room was a mess back then.

4/16/08: I noticed that my message text shows up in search engines, but my labels don't. That's inconvenient... I'm going to have to start typing out keywords in my messages.

Keywords: Hammer Boy, Reese's Wrapper, Top Hat, Broken Window, Like-Like, Religious Conspiracy, Dan Brown.

YOU GOT BOOST POWERRRR!

Okay... In that last frame, the penguin probably actually did eat the man's arm.
You might laugh now, but someday those TI-86 graphing calculators will be OUR masters!

Keywords: Alternate Reality, Ants, I drink your milkshake, "Snakes on a Plane" parody, Sphinx, Zombies.

What is Science?

I've been thinking about how long it's been taking me to write these comics, and I think I've come up with a solution. Instead of drawing all these by hand, why don't I just throw these comics together using MS-Paint and a bunch of images I already have on my computer? I tried this, as seen above, and it only took me about half an hour. It would have taken ten minutes if I'd had a mouse that worked properly. Drawing the characters in the first place is still pretty time consuming, though. Maybe I should just take images from old NES games. This could be a revolutionary idea!

Keywords: Abyss Dwellers, April Fool's, Armchair, Muffin, Rabbit, Drunken Raccoon, Ghosts, RPG, Radar Screen, Sprite Comics.

Part IX: Finale!

Here it is... FINALLY.

These things take a long time to draw, you know. I've been working an hour every night for a week, but I think it was worth it. I'm not sure I should do another giant miniseries like this again, especially considering I only did this parody so I could fit in that "Snakes on a Pane" joke from Part II.

Anyway, sprouting wings after drinking an energy drink is actually extremely painful. They make it look fun on the commercials, but those things really just come tearing out of your back like an enraged badger. That's probably why they removed that function from the Red Bulls you actually see on store shelves. That, or they're outright lying in those commercials, which only serves to trick very small children into drinking their caffeine loaded beverage, which is just plain sad.

Keywords: Metal Gear Parody, Baten Kaitos, Dig your own grave, Ninjas, Red Bull, Tales of Symphonia, Knuckles, Cos-Player.

Part VIII.

Excuse me if I misspelled "giraffe." I'll fix that later.
Is anyone else very concerned about the possibility of being attacked by pumpkin ghosts?

Keywords: Cos-Player, Giraffe, Land Rover, Locking Clamps, Meowth, Metal Gear parody, Moon Exploding, Nuclear Robot, Pokemon.

Part VII.

There has been a slight Smash Brothers related delay in the completion of this week's comic. It should be up by Wednesday.

3/11/08

Okay. Here it is:

Did anyone get all the references? If so, I'm not being obscure enough.

3/17/08
The thumbnails are doing that thing again. I'm going to try and fix it. It should work properly now. I'm halfway through this week's comic. It should be up in a couple of days.

I think I see the problem. When I move the image around on the page, the hyperlink breaks. Well, I think I fixed it. While I was at it, I revised the comic. I'll go ahead and leave both versions up.

Keywords: Bert Raccoon from "The Raccoons", Billy Hatcher, Captain N, Cos-Player, Guile from Street Fighter, Guillo from Baten Kaitos Origins, Inside Joke Counter, Lucario, Nerdish Myth, Prowl/Bluestreak/Smokescreen from Transformers, Pokemon, Mr. T, Tron, Vyse from Skies of Arcadia (Legends).

Part VI.

Wait a minute... What was I parodying again? Was it the movie "Tron?"

Dohhhh those blasted Carebears... Why can't they be awesome like the Gummibears?

Seriously, though, if you want to find new definition for pain and suffering, you can't go wrong with The Carebears Movie.

Anyway, it has come to my attention that, out of thousands of users, I am the only member of Blogger who has an interest in "having two hands." I can only assume this means that nobody else needs both of theirs. For those wishing to relinquish one of their hands, please leave said hand in an ice chest next to your mailbox. A truck will come by to pick it up between the hours of eight and ten AM tommorow morning.

Keywords: "Been a long time, comerade,"Carebears, Cos-player, Do a Barrel Roll, FCC, Fire Emblem, Jack Krauser, Knife Fight, Resident Evil 4, Standards and Practices.

Part V.

That looks like a helicopter cockpit, right?

Now, here's a heads up. Last Monday, I rediscovered an old cartoon by the title of "The Raccoons." I used to watch it all the time when it was on Disney back in the eighties. The idea of the show was that there was a group of anthropomorphised raccoons that lived in the forest. The villain was some kind of mutant, cigar-smoking aardvark who always wanted to tear down the forest to build a landromat or something. He may have been an alien at one point; it took them a couple seasons for the writers to get the plot figured out. Here's a website on it:

www.gilsinan.com/raccoons

Does anybody else remember this show? Anybody? Gopo, did you ever see this one? Drop me a line. I'm spending all my time in my room searching for jobs, and I've had very little contact with the outside world for the past several weeks. Anyhow, I'm going to be making some references to it in a couple weeks. I don't want to have to explain it ten times, so I thought I would say something now. It wouldn't be funny if I had to explain it afterwards. Then again, it's always more amusing for me when no one else understands, but I thought I would give my readers a break.

You're a human airplane, Dr. Morris!

Keywords: Axe, Helicoptor, Losing a Hand, Magnum Badger, Megatron vs. Optimus, Metal Gear Parody, Transformers, Trapped in a Locker.

Part 4

Ugh. This is part 4. No random humor in my notes here today. I just don't feel up to it.

Keywords: Cardboard Boxes, Fire Emblem, Losing a hand, Magnum Badger.

Part 3.

That's right! It's a two pager! Can you handle it?!!?

2/13/08: Sorry if anyone had trouble reading this comic. Something was wrong with the images, and they wouldn't open properly. It should work now.

Keywords: Cos Players, Lily the Cat, Metal Gear parody, Ninja, Rabbit, Tales of Symphonia, Tomato Sauce.

Part 2.

Tell me if you see where I'm going with this.

4/5/08: I edited the picture a bit. The window didn't look like a window until I colored in the sky.

Keywords: Lily the Cat, Metal Gear Parody, Snakes on a Plane parody, Top Hat, Window-sticking-suction-cup-Garfield-things.

Removes Even the Toughest Stains!!!!

This is part two of an ongoing series.
Keywords: Bison Dollars, Bad Cartoons, Billy and Mandy, FCC, Fire Emblem, Street Fighter: The Movie.
Does no one get the joke? Come on! Don't tell me no one else saw that movie!

My Ears Are Bubbly...

For some reason, my words keep showing up in Hindi. Sorry about that.

Those who don't know, that's whay I'm representin'

Never seen a white hawk,

Spittin' like a melon.

???

Keywords: "Ed, Edd, and Eddy," FCC, Groceries, Knuckles Rap, Ninja, Post-It, Standards and Practices, Throwing Knife.

Sun Dried Tomatoes

Kudos to whoever gets all the references.

Let me run a quick poll with my viewer(s)। Who here would like to see a feature length Captain N film?

I mean, I'm not making one, but who would see it if someone else did?

केय्वोर्ड्स: Dreammaster, dreams, Freddy Krueger, Hammer Boy, Kirby, Nemo, NiGHTS, Shyguy

Note (1/23/08): Sorry about the messy writing in that comic. I intended to type the captions, but I was having some computer trouble. I also used a smaller image size, so that doesn't help. The caption at the bottom of the sixth frame should read "It's okay. The penguin doesn't get it either." Also, who made these colored pencils? They barely work at all! It's like drawing with a piece of plastic.