Never Eat Shredded Wheat!

The sentient prototype Tiny Robot should appear in this comic, but he was too short to be seen. Custom Action Figure Guy doesn't actually make custom action figures. I'll explain the etymology of his name later. I bet everybody missed Hammer Boy.

Sorry if this one is kind of lame. I spent most of my time this weekend working on the website, so I just put something together using the work I've already done for an upcoming feature on the new site. Consider this a preview.

www.ppl-comics.com

Welcome to Planet Dirt!!!

I went and saw Transformers 2 this weekend. It was pretty awesome. It gets the Charles Work seal of approval. Unfortunately, this is often a kiss of death, but I think this movie's doing well enough to take it.

You know when someone's having a garage sale, and you come up to the sign and scribble a 'b' into the sign so that it says "Garbage Sale?" Stop doing that!

Sometimjes, an institution will have a number to call if you need them to make accomodations based on disabilities. If you're going to a funny play or movie, you should call and say that you were born without a sense of humor, and you need someone to explain all the jokes to you. If they ask if this is a joke, tell them maybe it is; you can't tell because you were born without a sense of humor.

Why does Spider Man work at a newspaper? Spiders hate newspaper!

Build a Cat? Is that the best I can come up with?

I'd really like to put these comics in a book or something, but I think I need to work on the artwork first. Anyway, I think I would need at least two hundred comics.

I Need More Vegetables.

Sorry if those lines aren't straight. My ruler is missing.
That thing with the Reese's wrapper actually happened to me once... not the reality warping part, mind you. Boy, our room was a mess back then.

4/16/08: I noticed that my message text shows up in search engines, but my labels don't. That's inconvenient... I'm going to have to start typing out keywords in my messages.

Keywords: Hammer Boy, Reese's Wrapper, Top Hat, Broken Window, Like-Like, Religious Conspiracy, Dan Brown.

Sun Dried Tomatoes

Kudos to whoever gets all the references.

Let me run a quick poll with my viewer(s)। Who here would like to see a feature length Captain N film?

I mean, I'm not making one, but who would see it if someone else did?

केय्वोर्ड्स: Dreammaster, dreams, Freddy Krueger, Hammer Boy, Kirby, Nemo, NiGHTS, Shyguy

Note (1/23/08): Sorry about the messy writing in that comic. I intended to type the captions, but I was having some computer trouble. I also used a smaller image size, so that doesn't help. The caption at the bottom of the sixth frame should read "It's okay. The penguin doesn't get it either." Also, who made these colored pencils? They barely work at all! It's like drawing with a piece of plastic.