Part VI.

Wait a minute... What was I parodying again? Was it the movie "Tron?"

Dohhhh those blasted Carebears... Why can't they be awesome like the Gummibears?

Seriously, though, if you want to find new definition for pain and suffering, you can't go wrong with The Carebears Movie.

Anyway, it has come to my attention that, out of thousands of users, I am the only member of Blogger who has an interest in "having two hands." I can only assume this means that nobody else needs both of theirs. For those wishing to relinquish one of their hands, please leave said hand in an ice chest next to your mailbox. A truck will come by to pick it up between the hours of eight and ten AM tommorow morning.

Keywords: "Been a long time, comerade,"Carebears, Cos-player, Do a Barrel Roll, FCC, Fire Emblem, Jack Krauser, Knife Fight, Resident Evil 4, Standards and Practices.