Daylight what now?

Ugh... No new Cos-Player Hero comic this week. I've been working on a new cartoon, and it turned out to be a lot more work than I expected. Here's a preview:

I Worked Hard for that Laffy Taffy!

My neighbors annoy me because they already have a whole mess of Halloween junk on their porch. It's not Halloween yet! It's ninety degrees out, for crying out loud! Besides, Halloween is a weird holiday. It's a holiday dedicated to scaring children, based on a tradition of bribing vandals with candy.

Part VI.

Wait a minute... What was I parodying again? Was it the movie "Tron?"

Dohhhh those blasted Carebears... Why can't they be awesome like the Gummibears?

Seriously, though, if you want to find new definition for pain and suffering, you can't go wrong with The Carebears Movie.

Anyway, it has come to my attention that, out of thousands of users, I am the only member of Blogger who has an interest in "having two hands." I can only assume this means that nobody else needs both of theirs. For those wishing to relinquish one of their hands, please leave said hand in an ice chest next to your mailbox. A truck will come by to pick it up between the hours of eight and ten AM tommorow morning.

Keywords: "Been a long time, comerade,"Carebears, Cos-player, Do a Barrel Roll, FCC, Fire Emblem, Jack Krauser, Knife Fight, Resident Evil 4, Standards and Practices.

Removes Even the Toughest Stains!!!!

This is part two of an ongoing series.
Keywords: Bison Dollars, Bad Cartoons, Billy and Mandy, FCC, Fire Emblem, Street Fighter: The Movie.
Does no one get the joke? Come on! Don't tell me no one else saw that movie!