Part IX: Finale!

Here it is... FINALLY.

These things take a long time to draw, you know. I've been working an hour every night for a week, but I think it was worth it. I'm not sure I should do another giant miniseries like this again, especially considering I only did this parody so I could fit in that "Snakes on a Pane" joke from Part II.

Anyway, sprouting wings after drinking an energy drink is actually extremely painful. They make it look fun on the commercials, but those things really just come tearing out of your back like an enraged badger. That's probably why they removed that function from the Red Bulls you actually see on store shelves. That, or they're outright lying in those commercials, which only serves to trick very small children into drinking their caffeine loaded beverage, which is just plain sad.

Keywords: Metal Gear Parody, Baten Kaitos, Dig your own grave, Ninjas, Red Bull, Tales of Symphonia, Knuckles, Cos-Player.

Part VIII.

Excuse me if I misspelled "giraffe." I'll fix that later.
Is anyone else very concerned about the possibility of being attacked by pumpkin ghosts?

Keywords: Cos-Player, Giraffe, Land Rover, Locking Clamps, Meowth, Metal Gear parody, Moon Exploding, Nuclear Robot, Pokemon.

Part VII.

There has been a slight Smash Brothers related delay in the completion of this week's comic. It should be up by Wednesday.

3/11/08

Okay. Here it is:

Did anyone get all the references? If so, I'm not being obscure enough.

3/17/08
The thumbnails are doing that thing again. I'm going to try and fix it. It should work properly now. I'm halfway through this week's comic. It should be up in a couple of days.

I think I see the problem. When I move the image around on the page, the hyperlink breaks. Well, I think I fixed it. While I was at it, I revised the comic. I'll go ahead and leave both versions up.

Keywords: Bert Raccoon from "The Raccoons", Billy Hatcher, Captain N, Cos-Player, Guile from Street Fighter, Guillo from Baten Kaitos Origins, Inside Joke Counter, Lucario, Nerdish Myth, Prowl/Bluestreak/Smokescreen from Transformers, Pokemon, Mr. T, Tron, Vyse from Skies of Arcadia (Legends).

Part VI.

Wait a minute... What was I parodying again? Was it the movie "Tron?"

Dohhhh those blasted Carebears... Why can't they be awesome like the Gummibears?

Seriously, though, if you want to find new definition for pain and suffering, you can't go wrong with The Carebears Movie.

Anyway, it has come to my attention that, out of thousands of users, I am the only member of Blogger who has an interest in "having two hands." I can only assume this means that nobody else needs both of theirs. For those wishing to relinquish one of their hands, please leave said hand in an ice chest next to your mailbox. A truck will come by to pick it up between the hours of eight and ten AM tommorow morning.

Keywords: "Been a long time, comerade,"Carebears, Cos-player, Do a Barrel Roll, FCC, Fire Emblem, Jack Krauser, Knife Fight, Resident Evil 4, Standards and Practices.