I'm Not Wearing Lipstick!!!!

I'm trying to get some Flash software so that I can make cartoons and games. The software I need, though, costs a thousand dollars. That's a lot of money for a hobby. I'm guessing I won't use a third of the features I pay for. I wish they had some cheaper introductory version. Anyway, Cave Story is awesome.

NO TITLE FOR YOU!

Not much going on this week. Sorry if this comic isn't funny. I had to spend my afternoon doing taxes and stuff like that.

I played that game Sands of Destruction recently. It wasn't that great. It would have been better if it was a lot more challenging. Also, some of the characters tended to say the same things over and over in battle. It started to go a little something like this:
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
"It's probably my fault."
"It's probably my fault."
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
"It's probably my fault."
"I'm not afraid of this power anymore!"
"It's probably my fault."
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
Still, one of the characters, Taupy the bounty hunter teddy bear, was almost awesome enough to justify the rest of the game on his own.

Anyway, I have Pokemon Soul Silver now, and it's going pretty well so far. I wanted to spend my weekend playing it, but instead I squandered it doing my taxes... Sigh.

Give some Malimars to that monkey.

I don't have anything particularly interesting to say right now. I'm disappointed but not surprised at the Oscars.

Stop Feeding That Ocelot!!!

Well, that's it except for the epilogue. I had to finish this up before April.

Seriously, though, Red Robin is overpriced.

Remember to drink plenty of Ovaltine!!!

Well, sometimes, you write a comic, and it makes sense, and sometimes, not so much... and sometimes, you burn the heck out of your mouth on a piece of pizza, and everything tastes like rubber for a week.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE!!!!

Accomplishments.

My parents gave my sister one of those Disney Princess greeting cards. Its really convenient that Ariel gets human legs for these group pictures they put on the cards. It would be really awkward if they had to push her around in a big fish tank, or if they were always next to a lake. She'd really be a third wheel in their princess get-togethers if she was part fish all the time.
- Where should we go on our next princess meeting?
- Can we PLEASE have a pool party this time.
- Ariel, you ALWAYS want a pool party.

Also, like Seaspray in Transformers, she only gets to go on underwater missions.

Crud. Now Google is giving me Disney Princess related ads. This is worse than when I kept mentioning Dragon Ball Z for no reason.

I nearly broke my elbow this week.

I honestly don't think they can take him.

If they wanted to make a Transformers movie that actually pleased critics, they'd have to make it about a disabled boy with a British accent who has to come to terms with his mother's terminal illness while trying to forgive his estranged father (whose car, it is mentioned in passing, is a robot).

I CAN Eat Fifteen Pizzas!

Disclaimer: I make no pretension of knowing anything about Dragon Ball Z. I just found it amusing that the characters' costumes were the same color as prison uniforms. Please don't send me hundreds of messages about how I got the costume wrong. I probably should have looked up a picture or something. I probably shouldn't have referenced a show I know nothing about, but... oh, well. These comics can't all be winners.

Conan O'Brian? What are you talking about? I'm just talking about bad coffee that steals the Tonight Show from hot chocolate.
I had a really great thing to say here, but now I'm out of time.

Corn Flakes?

I thought a recap might be useful.

Man, I don't know how anyone couldn't like "Final Fantasy: The Crystal Bearers." Best adventure-type game since Okami, if you ask me.
I got a digital video camera for Christmas, but I can't think of anything good to record.

I was looking at the DVD cover of that movie Labyrinth. It says something like "Where everything seems possible, and nothing is what it seems."
...Logically, doesn't that mean nothing is possible?

YOU EAT TOO MUCH!!!

That game "Final Fantasy: The Crystal Bearers is pretty awesome. It's kind of crazy how much stuff there is to do. I wish they had used the Wii Motion Plus, though, to make the controls a bit more responsive... not that it's a real problem.
The Legend of Zelda, Spirit Tracks is also great, but I've not played as much of it. I just got a DSi, and I'm being very careful with it, so I don't get it dinged up.

There are certain words that a super villain must use frequently. I'm compiling a list of them. Here are just a few:

Insignificant.
Vermin.
Destruction.
Inevitable.
Foiled.
Inferior.
Superior.

I'm Teaching You How to Make Soup!

Sometimes you have to stretch out your neck for a friend. Other times, you have to stretch out your neck for a duck dressed as a drill sergeant. He's just not been the same since 'Nam.

Who cares, though? Blaster Master is on the Virtual Console now. FINALLY! Now, if we could just get Earthbound.

By that time, all the porcupines had already boarded the spaceship.

I think the journey of the rabbit and his partner would make a good cartoon, if I ever get some Flash software.
I might have turned the image quality on my scanner a bit too high. Sorry if this takes a while to load.

Drive One Home Today!!!

You have to have been reading these for this one to make any sense.

Is the picture quality in these still good? I don't know about this new scanner.

NO MORE BEARS!!!

Video games are fun, but they're not always realistic. I must have eaten thousands of jelly beans in my life, and not once have I turned into a trampoline.
Sorry about the quality of this one. I drew it while I was away for Thanksgiving

I went in to Toys 'R Us the other day to download that new Pokemon and buy a DS game case. So, I downloaded the Arceus, and proceeded to checkout. As I was leaving, I said to the cashier, "Thanks for the Pokemon download." She replied, "We don't have it." I said, "Yes... Yes you do." She said, "No, we never got it." I said, "Yes you did. I downloaded it." She said, "No, we don't have the disk." I said, "I downloaded. It's in my DS. I have it right here in my pocket. You have it." At this point, she sang, "Here is my, here is my- No, you can't download my Pokemon... My Po-Po-Pokemon, my Po-Pokemon." I might have made the last part up.

If anyone knows how to program in Perl and Nyx, my next door neighbor is looking to hire someone. Ask your computer friends.

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TASTES LIKE!!!

The saga continues.
Wikipedia owes me one, for all the obscure cartoons and things I reference that people have to look up.

By the way, I added some fun lists and stuff at the bottom of the page. Enjoy.