Lawn Gnomes Ate My Candy Bar!

A few days after I titled a comic "Brain Turnicate," my Dad had to go in for brain surgery. He's out of the hospital already, but I really need to be more careful with these titles.

Fish Love?

So... very... cold...

Can't... feel... arms...

I am NOT a Merry Man!!!

That one's freaky looking... I guess that's what I was going for, though.

You should never end a college entrance essay with the phrase "No, of course not. That would be stupid."

I am NOT an Emo Pinata!!!

Sorry about the wait. There were some minor Reptite related delays.
That's the Electrical Fairy talking in the last frame.

They say that you can increase your gas mileage if you drive dangerously close behind a large truck. Actually, you get even better mileage if you just put your car in neutral and tie it to the truck in front of you. Of course, when the trucker finds out what you've done, he will probably bust your head with a tire iron.

Anyway, to answer previous questions, I don't know where the lady with the mohawk is working. The raccoon is pursuing an exciting career in public vagrancy.

Some Snakes are Poisonous. Some aren't.

I've heard that North Dakota wants to change its name, because the people there think "North" makes it sound cold and desolate, and decreases their tourism business. I recommend they change the name to "Dakota the Triceratops." Then, kids will want their parents to take them to North Dakota, because they think it's an actual dinosaur.

I'm writing another Blast Ryder story, but it will take a couple of weeks.

Heavens to Bootsie!

Please don't tell me how similar this is to "Powered by The Cheat." This has already been brought to my attention.
"Heavens to Bootsie" is just something funny my cousin's three year old sun said. I thought it was pretty clever.
I'm playing Shining Force II on the Virtual Console while I write this. It's pretty good... not as good as Chrono Trigger, but what is?

I'll tell you what else is good: "The World Ends with You." I originally dismissed it because of the characters' irritating hipster attire, but it has an interesting plot and characters. I particularly like the guy who puts math terms in all his sentences. That guy's awesome.

I'm pretty sure I want Chrono Trigger for birthday. Failing that, I suppose I would want "Kota the Triceratops," but only because I'm confused and think it's a living dinosaur and will read me bedtime about robots named Rod and Todd.

Ye shall Eat Not but the Heel of Bread!

I never got around to redoing last week's comic. I'll get it done eventually.

Ramen noodles are the blandest thing ever. They should just write on the package "Marginally Better than Starving."

I cooked some chicken soup yesterday. Nobody try and bring that chicken back from the dead, for it will surely seek revenge.

This is my comic for this week. It turn out quite the way I'd planned. The cos-player looks really strange, and the more I tried to fix her mask, the worse she got. I also wanted Lily to be saying something, but I ran out of space. I think I'll do a revision and post it with my comic next week.

Some interesting facts about Chrono Trigger:
Once, I was having trouble in Intro to Ordered Differential Equations, so I went and talked to the professor, and he told me that I could come in and he'd help me if I didn't understrand the material, and, with his help, I managed to make it through with my GPA intact. It turned out the professor was Chrono Trigger.
One time, I was in the forest, and I accidentally stepped in a bear trap, and Chrono Trigger came and rescued me and nursed me back to health.
Chrono Trigger is the long sought cancer cure.

A weird thing happened when my sister and I were at a restaraunt. We were sitting there eating, and someone else in the restaraunt went up and asked some guy behind us if she could take her picture with him. So, my sister looked, and it turned out it was Toby Keith. Of course, since he's kind of a jerk, he refused to let this young woman take her picture with him. My sister and I had a good time talking about how we should have tricked him into signing a legal document to pay for our meals at the restaraunt for the rest of our lives, and how we would send him E-Mails taunting him about it.
"Hey Keith! We just ate at Tulio's again! LOL!"
I've been considering working this into the comic, but I kind of thought it was a bit mean spirited. What do you guys think?

BABIES!!! THEY'RE BABIES!!!

Sunglasses earned the title "Duck Translator!"

Sorry. I left all my good comic ideas in Narnia, or in an unlicensed Narnia parody.
20 year old California Raisins reference for the win!

Let Me Take a Look at Those Cookies!

These comics would be better if I had an old Brittish man to narrate them as if he was reading to children from a story book.
Okay, this one time, a kitten came up to me, so I patted him on the head, and then this big dog came up, and the kitten ran off somewhere, but the dog wanted me to pat him on the head, so I did, but the dog had bandages on his ears for some reason.

It's taken HIT THE MILK BOTTLE WIN A PLASMA SCREEN a long CREATE YOUR OWN AVATAR time, but I think I finally got FREE SCREENSAVERS rid of all those viruses REFINANCE YOUR HOME CLICK YOUR STATE HERE.

INANIMATE OBJECT! INANIMATE OBJECT!

Here's the box art for that game I've been working on:

I don't know what the guys over in the graphics department were thinking when they made this. The game doesn't look anything like that! Is that supposed to be the hammer boy off to the right?

Anyway, I've been thinking about that place Dave and Buster's. Apparently, someone thought, "Hey. Adults love Chuck. E. Cheese, but feel embarassed playing ski ball at a kid's place. Why don't we make some place for grown men and women to play Whack-A-Mole for cheap prizes?" This would be a great idea if not for the undeniable fact that adults hate Chuck E. Cheese's. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL IN BUSINESS?

I had so many computer viruses on my computer. I couldn't get anything to run. I tried to do a search for the viruses, but that yellow dog who appears on Windows to help search for files had contracted rabies... Anyway, I managed to get it taken care of, but it took me all weekend.

I dedicate this week's comic to the Computer Warriors... and their unrealized dreams.

I am NOT a Merry Man!!!

My computer is sick, so I'm using my sister's Mac.  I really need more practice with these things.  That's all I have energy to say right now.

Seriously, Though... MAKE ROOM FOR A CACTUS!!!

More obscure cartoon references, but if I explain them, it won't be funny.
The game I've been working on is on the backburners for a while, probably until I can afford a better computer. It's running too slowly on this one, and I don't know if it's my fault or my laptop's. Anyway, we should go ahead and start advising Nintendo on how to handle the new Smash Brothers characters that probably won't and probably shouldn't be in the next game, just to be on the safe side. For instance, what should Mr. Bean's final smash be?

Kid, You Just Brought Your Wife to a Nun Fight!

I dare somehow to try this at an actual restaraunt.

Someday, I'm going to get a new PC and a Flash editor so I can make some animated type cartoons.

My sister said she would be more inclined to visit this blog if I had crossword puzzles or coloring. I told her to print out the comics and color them in. She said she didn't want to get her hands smudged, or something like that. So much for tricking her into colorizing them for free.

People in the Nineteenth Century Had Really Cool Moustasches.

This is a bit simplistic, since I've been away for the weekend. The old lady turned out downright weird looking in one of these frames. If anyone gets the reference, they spend way too much time on Youtube.


Pooh and Tigger, here is your first assignment as detectives: Find out what the heck Disney did with Christopher Robin. If that fails, find out what happened to Baskin Robins, or Christopher Walkin.

I Hate Mayonaise.

Yeah, I figured the Cos-Player was overdue for some random punishment. I try to distribute it equally, but she's hard to draw.

Somewhere in there, I have a picture of that Beanie Baby with a chainsaw. I think it was called "Dr. Erin Salvador." Does anybody have that one? If so, I'll trade it for a Pokemon card featuring Butterfree eating a Nathan's all-beef hot dog.

I'm not sure I got that symbol on the guy's shirt drawn properly. I don't know what it means, so if I've accidentaly insulted someone's grandmother in Kanji... my bad.

What's a Random Thing to Say?

Great. I had to research Gremlins to draw this comic, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I'm probably going to have to go rent it. I hope you're happy, Spielberg. In closing, that game "NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams" is pretty strange.

My Cat Wants to Eat a Burrito.

I start work tommorow, so I'm posting this week's comic early. Lucky you!