I live in a trailer with a deranged cat and spend my vaction in house with two lawyers.

This one's a tad small... I kind of just scribbled it out with a borrowed pen. That's how the week went.

Anyway, I think the title above would make a great quote on a T-Shirt. Would anyone buy one if I printed some out? I'll consider it if I can get enough takers.

Also, I heard that the voice actress who voiced Rouge and Omochao in Sonic Adventure 2 is in Smash Bros Brawl. Wouldn't it be great if Omochao appeared?

"Hi! I'm Omochao! I can give you hints to help you!"

"Hold up on the Wii-Remote control pad, and press the '1' button to --"

(Clobbered by Donkey Kong.)

"Owie! I can't believe you did that to me!"

On a side note, what would it be like if Dr. Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog met Dr. Wiley from Megaman?

"Greetings. I am Dr. Eggman, the greatest scientific genius in--"

"Egg Man? That's a GREAT idea!"

(Runs off to build an egg-throwing robot.)

More Distant Puppies... :-(

Sometimes, these comics confuse even me.

Anyway, I'm trying to get people to help campaign to get Ryan Drummond back as the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. For more information on this topic, see my previous post, or search Wikipedia for Ryan Drummond or Sonic the Hedgehog. Right now, we're writing Nintendo to try and get them to use Ryan Drummond in Smash Bros Brawl. The people on the Save Sonic Forums (http://savesonic.all-up.com/index.htm) have been writing and phoning Nintendo on the subject, and receiving fairly positive responses, though they seem to suggest the final decision has not been made. We have to keep lobbying, if we don't want a lame cartoon-imitation Sonic defacing what could be the greatest game of the decade.

Here is a link to Nintendo's web form:

http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/webform.jsp .

Here is their mailing address:

Nintendo of America

PO Box 957

Redmond, WA 98073 .

I'm recommending contacting Nintendo, since they are in charge of Smash Bros, and presumably who voices the characters. Thousands of messages have been sent to Sega of America, but their president recently claimed that the American branch has no control over who does the voice acting... Strange. Anyway, someone on Save Sonic found a bunch of e-mail addresses for Sega of Japan. I'll link to the page here: (http://savesonic.all-up.com/supporting-activists-f8/e-mail-carpet-bomb-2-project-japan-t74.htm). However, I haven't tested all these addresses, so I can't be held responsible for their authenticity. For all I know, you could be e-mailing some poor guy who works at Denny's, complaining to him about something he knows nothing about...

Anyway, I just recommend that any of my viewers (I have viewers, right?) who are interested in helping just drop Nintendo a line, saying that Ryan Drummond should do the voice of Sonic in Smash Bros, and, if they have any say in the matter, Mario and Sonic at the Olympics. You're welcome to send multiple messages, but space them out. Sending more than one every few days will just serve to annoy them. More importantly, be polite, and try to focus more on how good Ryan Drummond is for the character than how bad Jason Griffith is. Negative campaigns seldom work properly.

People, for the love of all that is holy...
If it requires every last drop of your strength...
DON'T let them use the fake Sonic voice actor in Smash Brothers Brawl.

More News at 11.

Someone once told me that it never works when you add lyrics to video game music. Yeah? Well listen to these words I put to the music from Castelvania II:

Baxter Cat,

You're the Baxter Cat,

You're the one who was,

Known as Buster, but now you are the

Baxter Cat,

You're the Baxter Cat,

You're the one who can,

Fight the Vampires, and stuff like that!

Baxter!

Baxter!

Baxter!

Baxter Kitty!

Baxter!

Baxter!

Baxter!

Vampire Hunter!

I miss Mr. Bill...

NOBODY has the right to tear a hole in the fabric of space and time if you don't want them to.

Note: "Charlotte's Web" is trademarked by whoever wrote "Charlotte's Web..." I think. Who was it? Hmm... Probably W.E.B. du Bois.

Blue Light Special in Aisle 3?

I'm still trying to come up with a better eggplant song.

Happy Metroid Day, Everybody! QUICK! HIDE IN THE FREEZER!

He's an Eggplant Wizard,

He's got such a supple grip,

I think I'll be handing my

Eggplant crown to him.

Why do you think he throws them,

I don't know!

They don't taste that gooood...

It was the best Eggplant Wizard song I could come up with on such short notice.

Don't Stop Believing!

Oh... You should probably just pretend you didn't see this.

How did you get here???? Did anyone follow you?

If you ever happen to walk into an alternate dimension, please try and find my missing socks for me. Thanks.

Moment of Lucidity:

People, I hate to mention something so serious here, but if you have any complaints about the new voice actors in the Sonic the Hedgehog games, now is the time to voice them: seriously. I'm not sure what percentage of the two or three people who read this care, but Mario and Sonic at the Olympics will come out by the end of the year, and we can't let them ruin one of the most significant events in video game history with sub-par voice acting. I've read that Ryan Drummond, the authentic Sonic voice actor for Sonic Adventure through Sonic Heroes, will be visiting Sega of America in San Francisco this week, presumably to petition them for his old position back, so we need to make our voices heard now. I'm posting a link to the online customer service form from their website. I don't know how seriously they take the messages they get, but it can't hurt to try:

http://www.sega.com/support/support_csonline.php

Also, as a physical letter is much more impressive, I'm listing their contact address, as listed on their website:

Sega of America

Attn: Department of your choice

650 Townsend Street, Suite 650

San Francisco, CA 94103

I recommend you plead with them that we're all anticipating the greatest video game crossover in history, and wish that they spare no effort in making it the best game possible, including using the proper voice actor (Ryan Drummond). Please, though, be polite and civil. Angry messages won't do us any good. Our only hope in this matter is to convince them that having Drummond and his co-stars back is truly what their fans want.

End Moment of Lucidity:

Stop looking at me like that, Darth Vader. I know you're sticking your tongue out under that helmet.

Get the Tuna Out of Your Ears!

I'm baaaaaaack!

I Eat All Your Music.

I think I'm finally back in the swing of things now. I hope all five of my viewers haven't left for good.

The Title of This Comic Has Been Omitted in Protest of the Sonic Voice Actor Controversy.

Seriously, though, I'm worried about global warming.

The Chair is NOT my Son!

I've had a lousy couple of weeks, and have been away from my internet for a while. So, I'm posting two comics at once. Enjoy!

NOBODY tell me to do a Sopranos finale parody!

Sorry this one was a few days late, but as we say in Germany, "Es ist fur die Affen zu tragen."

The Mustard of Doom

Sorry about my absence. I drank some outdated frozen orange juice, and found myself looking death in the eye.

My Face Hurts.

Note: The penguin did not eat the man's arm.

Fire Photon Torpedoes!!!

Sorry about the delay. I'll post a couple more later to compensate.

I'm Still Confused.

I can't find my fire extinguisher!

It's Parser Santa!

Here we have the Top Hat Man. He's undoubtably out selling Top Hat Linux. He generally marches back and forth, throwing top hats wildly, and if one of the top hats hits you, you turn into a top hat with legs. You have to go to the hospital for them to turn you back. It's very annoying. Also, there's the

giant spider. Hey, three feet wide is still considered a giant spider. Have YOU ever seen a spider that big?