Sometimes, I eat a bowl of airplanes.

Walgreens is a great place to get stuff when you're a few items short for your garage sale... except for Beanie Babies, which are still awesome.
Anyway, nobody knows who Flat Stanley is.

Happy Metroid Day, Everybody! QUICK! HIDE IN THE FREEZER!

He's an Eggplant Wizard,

He's got such a supple grip,

I think I'll be handing my

Eggplant crown to him.

Why do you think he throws them,

I don't know!

They don't taste that gooood...

It was the best Eggplant Wizard song I could come up with on such short notice.