Good grief, that background took a long time to draw.
Do you ever accidentally set your microwave on the "Alchemy" setting and turn your bowl of oatmeal into a bar of lead?

AS CLASS PRESIDENT, I PROMISE KLONOA REFERENCES EVERY WEEK.

I've not actually seen Inception yet.

Did anyone see that pepper grinder coming?

Next week's comic might be a little less labor intensive, since I'm on vacation. It could also be more labor intensive. I don't know.

Yar!

Never try to pick up a prescription at Walgreens at 5:00 PM on a Monday. It only leads to heartache.
Golden Sun is so flippin' sweet. It doesn't seem nearly as easy as Nintendo Power said it was. Maybe it gets easier later. Even Kefka in Final Fantasy 6 goes down like a lead weight if you have doublecast, Ultima magic, and an economizer/celestriad. Have I lost everybody yet? Good.

Ugh.

Oh, man. This comic is really poorly drawn.
I wish I could get Peter Cullen and Frank Welker to order a pizza in their Optimus Prime and Megatron voices. Extra cheese is the right of all sentient beings!

FLIBBERTIGIBBET!

It's not really funny. It's just a cool drawing.

I think I'm going to make a movie that's a cross between Toy Story and The Office, about the knick knacks on people's desks coming to life at night.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 is pretty good, but I still like Sonic Advance better.

He's a Good Girl

It's almost my birthday. I want Golden Sun: Dark Dawn.

My eye got really irritated while I was watching a show with my sister. I started rubbing my eyes, and she thought I was crying. So she was all like "Oh, don't cry! It'll be okay!" She thought I was crying about the show.

BASEMENT WATER SEEPAGE IS A NON-ISSUE.

This is basically how my experimentation with Flash has been going. It just refuses to import Illustrator files properly.

THE PHONE IS BROKEN.

I bit my tongue really hard last week. It took a long time to heal.

She Won't Go Nowhere 'Cept Where You Put Her!

I lost a Wii Bowling tournament at work. I have disgraced myself and my ancestors.

If I baked a pie, would any of you guys help me eat it? I don't want to eat a whole pie by myself again.

I think somebody needs to do a fake preview for a Where's Waldo movie. That would be hilarious!

Get the Band-Aid!!!!

Man, I really get sick of these negative campaign ads. I find it obnoxious when rival fast food chains disrespect each other, let alone people.

Can someone tell me how to play Fatal Fury 3? I'm really bad at it.

The British are Coming!

Dang it... What was I about to say? I knew I had something interesting or important to write here... Did it involve Kirby, or how I accidentally ran my Pokewalker through the washing machine? I'm drawing a blank. I really need to start making these posts on some day other than Monday, when my brain is dead.

I Like Tortles.

Man, I always look forward to these federal holidays, but I always end up wasting them reading about Fraggle Rock on Wikipedia.

How can you make pudding out of bread?

I decided to do a wallpaper illustration instead of a comic today. I hope the size is satisfactory for display upon a computer monitor.

Growing up is hard in a small town... especially when you start developing mutant powers. My mutant power is kind of lame. I shoot blood out my eyes like a horned toad. My doctor calls it a "massive ocular hemorage." I prefer to think of it as a super power. I feel dizzy...

This comic didn't take very long to draw, since it's just the penguin and Sunglasses talking. I wanted to get it done quickly, since it was a busy weekend. So, I drew this out before lunch, and-
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We'll continue later. Psydrozon is outside.

I Think I Broke Something...

I think they renamed terradactyls pteranadons. Apparently, they couldn't actually fly, and just crawled around on the ground with their mostly useless wings. Stupid dinosaurs... You've disappointed me yet again. Why can't they be more like Swoop the Dinobot?

MySpaceBarIsBroken.Sorry.

This one didn't turn out very well because my pen sort of ran out of ink part way through. For the joke to really work, the comic would have to have about six pages of weird poses.

I finished Metroid: Other M. The game was pretty good, but I still like Metroid Prime better. It's weird that this game is so easy, since it came from the Ninja Gaiden people. The cut scenes were great, but parts of the plot seemed a little forced. I'd still recommend it, though.

Blame it on Robots.

Can you help me find my other arm?

I went to Jamba Juice to get a smoothy, and the guy asked if I wanted an immunity boost.
I asked if it would help give me immunity against cold viruses.
He said "Yes."
I asked if it would help give me immunity against flu viruses.
He said "Yes."
I asked if it would give me immunity against fire and dragon breath attacks.
He said "No."
I asked if it would help give me immunity against salmonella.
He said "Yes."
I asked if it would help give me immunity against Kryptonite.
He said "No."

Giant Man Eating Spuds... Fo' Real!

No time to write amusing comments right now... The fate of the world is at stake!

I never did find my other arm...

I wanted to get a nice bowl of soup after having my teeth drilled, but my brother made me eat a big bowl of taffy apples and broken glass instead.

Why is it nobody else plays Dragon Quest IX?

Mom, have you seen the missing pieces to my PowerMaster Optimus Prime? His arms look really stubby if he's not holding any weapons, and he can't transform without his Nebulon partner Hi-Q.