How can you make pudding out of bread?

I decided to do a wallpaper illustration instead of a comic today. I hope the size is satisfactory for display upon a computer monitor.

Growing up is hard in a small town... especially when you start developing mutant powers. My mutant power is kind of lame. I shoot blood out my eyes like a horned toad. My doctor calls it a "massive ocular hemorage." I prefer to think of it as a super power. I feel dizzy...