She Won't Go Nowhere 'Cept Where You Put Her!

I lost a Wii Bowling tournament at work. I have disgraced myself and my ancestors.

If I baked a pie, would any of you guys help me eat it? I don't want to eat a whole pie by myself again.

I think somebody needs to do a fake preview for a Where's Waldo movie. That would be hilarious!

Get the Band-Aid!!!!

Man, I really get sick of these negative campaign ads. I find it obnoxious when rival fast food chains disrespect each other, let alone people.

Can someone tell me how to play Fatal Fury 3? I'm really bad at it.

The British are Coming!

Dang it... What was I about to say? I knew I had something interesting or important to write here... Did it involve Kirby, or how I accidentally ran my Pokewalker through the washing machine? I'm drawing a blank. I really need to start making these posts on some day other than Monday, when my brain is dead.

I Like Tortles.

Man, I always look forward to these federal holidays, but I always end up wasting them reading about Fraggle Rock on Wikipedia.

How can you make pudding out of bread?

I decided to do a wallpaper illustration instead of a comic today. I hope the size is satisfactory for display upon a computer monitor.

Growing up is hard in a small town... especially when you start developing mutant powers. My mutant power is kind of lame. I shoot blood out my eyes like a horned toad. My doctor calls it a "massive ocular hemorage." I prefer to think of it as a super power. I feel dizzy...

This comic didn't take very long to draw, since it's just the penguin and Sunglasses talking. I wanted to get it done quickly, since it was a busy weekend. So, I drew this out before lunch, and-
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We'll continue later. Psydrozon is outside.

I Think I Broke Something...

I think they renamed terradactyls pteranadons. Apparently, they couldn't actually fly, and just crawled around on the ground with their mostly useless wings. Stupid dinosaurs... You've disappointed me yet again. Why can't they be more like Swoop the Dinobot?

MySpaceBarIsBroken.Sorry.

This one didn't turn out very well because my pen sort of ran out of ink part way through. For the joke to really work, the comic would have to have about six pages of weird poses.

I finished Metroid: Other M. The game was pretty good, but I still like Metroid Prime better. It's weird that this game is so easy, since it came from the Ninja Gaiden people. The cut scenes were great, but parts of the plot seemed a little forced. I'd still recommend it, though.

Blame it on Robots.

Can you help me find my other arm?

I went to Jamba Juice to get a smoothy, and the guy asked if I wanted an immunity boost.
I asked if it would help give me immunity against cold viruses.
He said "Yes."
I asked if it would help give me immunity against flu viruses.
He said "Yes."
I asked if it would give me immunity against fire and dragon breath attacks.
He said "No."
I asked if it would help give me immunity against salmonella.
He said "Yes."
I asked if it would help give me immunity against Kryptonite.
He said "No."

Giant Man Eating Spuds... Fo' Real!

No time to write amusing comments right now... The fate of the world is at stake!

I never did find my other arm...

I wanted to get a nice bowl of soup after having my teeth drilled, but my brother made me eat a big bowl of taffy apples and broken glass instead.

Why is it nobody else plays Dragon Quest IX?

Mom, have you seen the missing pieces to my PowerMaster Optimus Prime? His arms look really stubby if he's not holding any weapons, and he can't transform without his Nebulon partner Hi-Q.

Ma Mowse Ith Mumnb...

I had my teeth drilled this morning. Instead of silver, I had the dentist fill them with Adamantium. Now I can bite through a car door!!!

What would be a good Capcom Versus game? I recommend Capcom vs. Muppets, but that might not work out right.

I tried to buy shoes after the dentist. I couldn't find any plain brown shoes. I would have rather been back at the dentist getting my teeth drilled.

I'm TIRED and I have a HEADACHE!

As you can see, I updated the neglected games comic significantly. I think I might see if I can get Nintendo Power to give me a shout out for this, since their article inspired it. It would help if some of my fans dropped them a line as well.

Whoaah! It's a double comic! It's a double comic!!! It goes all the way across the web page! Whoaah! WHOOOOOOOAAAAH!!! It's so intense!!! It's so vivid! WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!!! What does it mean!?? (Sobbing.)

Well, my sister and I went to Disney World last week. We had a pretty good time, except for when I got a horrible headache the first day. We kind of overdid things. Well, at least dinner was good. If you ever go to Disney, be sure to get a meal plan. You can get some good food there, but it's super expensive. Anyway, the fireworks at Epcot were fantastic, and my sister managed to get her picture taken with seven costumed characters in a row. The next day, we went to the Universal Studios Islands of Adventure to see the new Harry Potter attraction. It was pretty great, but I don't think they anticipated how many people would show up to the thing. It took us nearly three hours to get through the ride ( which was awesome, once we finally got in), and lunch was similarly slow. The food was kind of terrible. If you want to go, I recommend showing up some time of year when nobody has time off... maybe October. We didn't really have any time to do any of the rides anywhere else in the park, but they mostly seemed to be gut-wrenching roller coasters with Marvel Comics characters' names pasted on them.

On Vacation

If this seems rushed, it's because I scribbled it out before I left for Florida.

Anyway, Dragon Quest IX is awesome. Does anyone else have it?

Never ask Gerard Butler what part of Greece you're in.

Here is the exciting conclusion.
If you caught all the references, you're awesome. I'm not going to explain them all, though. You can use the picture's rollover text to see what games I'm referencing. Play them yourself!

Hnnnghh... Too Tired.

This one is kind of a work in progress... It's also a two parter, so I'll be posting the second page next week. I'll try and add some backgrounds, shading, etc, to this page.




Nintendo Power had an article on the games people should be playing but aren't, so I thought I would draw a comic referencing every game on the list. Now, if you want to make any sense whatsoever out of this, you'll have to play each and every one of them! Muahahaha! Anyway, have fun trying to guess what I'm referencing.

That's supposed to be a giant fire fighter with an extinguisher in the last frame. Sorry. These things are hard to draw.
I wonder if the phrase "giant cyclopean firefighter" will work in Super Scribblenauts... Only time will tell.

I've been playing a lot of "Sin and Punishment: Star Successor." It's pretty good. The only sin is that the plot doesn't make any sense in an otherwise sweet game.

I just did a very quick colorization of this one. I'm still practicing my Illustrator skills.

Anyway, try to guess how much of the following story I made up.
I got to the office this morning, and there were two birds flying around, chirping maniacally, and roosting on the lighting fixtures. We couldn't figure out how the birds got in the building. They didn't have IDs. I guess they convinced somebody that they left their IDs in the car so that they would let them in the door. Birds are weird.

Kitten Icarus!

I finally bought Illustrator. This thing took a long time to draw! Part way through, I got hungry, and had to cook some burgers. I was suddenly attacked by an angry pickle and a hot dog! I had to fend them off using only a pepper shaker!!! It was then that I began to wonder... is a Cylon just a cyborg made of nylon? In closing, real winners don't use drugs... unless they're in some kind of illegal drug using contest, which is wrong.