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Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Monday, April 27, 2009

Help Me Get These Lobster Claws Off My Arms.

Penguin writes a weird poem and the ninja is rescued from quicksand.

The other day, I was playing video games, and a six hundred foot tall scorpion burst into our trailer. My brother rushed in and slew it using not but his wits and psionic mind bullets. We threw him a ticker-tape parade.

Seriously, though. How do I beat that sleeping pig in The World Ends with You? I can't rest until I've finished it.