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Marmaduke is a comic about a great Dane. Other great Danes include Hamlet, Beowulf and whoever invented Legos.
Does anyone still read this comic? Maybe I need to get a real web page so that the search engines can find it.

Is There a Doctor in the House?

I had to help trimy my cat Mitten's fur this weekend. He didn't like it very much.

I think that dog Marmaduke is a great dane. Other great Dane's include Beowulf and whoever invented Legos.

Give the Spider a Hug!!!

That monster wasn't supposed to look like Shockwave in Transformers Animated, but he kind of does.
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If I close my eyes and cover my ears, I can still hear that sleeping pig... mocking me.