BUY MY HOUSE.

Also, I entered a photo in one of Nintendo's Facebook contests, and I thought you all might enjoy it:

What Are Fingers?

I have an Adrian Monk Bobblehead on my desk.
By the way, I removed the "Save the Thundercats" petition link above, because that petition is apparently closed with 9,000 signatures. (It's over 9000!!!) I'm hoping this means the person in charge of the petition knows something I don't, since Cartoon Network never officially announced it as cancelled, though I'm not holding my breath at this point.

Aach! I can't feel my nose!!!

I Need to Read a Magazine

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Charles Work will be attending Soonercon 22 at the Reed Conference Center in Oklahoma City, on June 28. Please show up promptly for autographs and high-fives. I may have some sort of stickers or print outs for sale, if feasible. ABSOLUTELY NO STALKERS THIS TIME.
SoonerCon.com

When you try to search for Hercule Poirot on the iPhone, it autocorrects it to "Hercule Poorly." It looks like I found the name for my new Agatha Christie parody series!

I don't have anything funny

It has been a terrible couple weeks in America. I would try to say something uplifting, but I'm not any good at it. The best I can do is to try to alleviate some of the pain with my silly comics. I usually try to write something funny in the comic title panel, but I didn't have anything funny tonight. I just don't feel up to it.

I Saw a Little Kid Punch His Mom in the Eye

Well, I'm back from Disney World... Now I have to go back to stupid reality. Dang it... and my house smells like rancid milk for some reason. It seems to be coming from the vents.

Barf?

I hope you all enjoyed my April Fools joke last week. I drew up a poster to commemorate this event.

Check out my new style!

I know I already kind of did two cartoons last month, but I decided to do a new one as well. I'm taking the cartoon in a brave new direction, and I hope you like it. Check out my new style!

I hope this is legible. This one is based on a true story, by the way. I've only played Phantasy Star Online and Monster Hunter, but I find that the two ways to enjoy an MMORPG are to either spend hundreds of hours trying to earn the equipment and experience you need, or to just do weird things like this and see how people react.

Sorry About That One Thing

I felt bad about that dumb cartoon I posted last week, so I did two pictures today. Enjoy. I'm going to go upload the Easter Lily picture to Red Bubble as a card and t shirt. I wanted to do a St. Patrick's shirt as well, but I thought it was too late.

This month's cartoon will be a little late. Why?
Maybe I'm trapped under something heavy.
Maybe Ylisse is being invaded by the mad king Gangrel of Plegia.
Maybe I spent all weekend on it, and it still doesn't look close to finished.
Whatever the case, I'll try to post something tomorrow to tide you all over until its completion. Peace.

Love Me

Fish Tacos!? SERIOUSLY?

I almost forgot. I've been busy working on the Cyborg King conclusion. It's coming along... slowly.

Hey. At least you're not this guy.

Yeaaah, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!

New Cartoon! Cyborg King P5!
"This is... really, REALLY weird, man!" --Penguin
I had a dream where I had chainsaws for arms. It wasn't as cool as you would think. It made my wife divorce me... which was fine, because I was married to a box of scalloped potatoes for some reason... and they weren't even the au gratin kind.
(May not have happened.)

My Breath Hurts

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF PPL PIZZA!

This One Is Not So Good

Note: Markers aren't the best tool for coloring in web comics, especially when you only have eight colors. I tried mixing red, orange, and yellow to color Sunglasses' face. Now he looks like a pizza. The fourth panel after the title may haunt my dreams forever.

BABY just cares about BABY!!!

(That's the window in frame 4, if you can't tell.)

PUPPIES!

Wow. My comic keeps getting dumber.
Anyway, I forgot to mention it, but I have a new cartoon up at PPL-Comics.com. . Go check it out... IMMEDIATELY! ...OR FEAR THE WRATH OF THE CYBORG KING!

It's not MY underwear.

Monday's comic has been delayed until Thursday, because I was eating a grapefruit, and accidentally squirted grapefruit juice into my eye. (Also, it's Christmas.) (Update, 12/26/2012) As promised, here it is. I never promised this one would be any good!