Pancakes?

Heu, I made a cartoon last week. Cut me some slack.

Drumroll, Please...

BEHOLD WHAT I HAVE CREATED!!!





I'm not one hundred percent happy with the voice work. The Raccoon just doesn't sound right. I would fire that guy... but it's me, so I can't.
I might post this on YouTube eventually, but I have some more improvements I need to do first.

Anyway, next week's update is going to be a bit... low key. I've been working on this nearly every spare moment since the weekend, and I desperately need to play some Lufia and Monster Tale instead.

My eyes are really tired. I think I may have lost my mind at some point.

The music is kind of terrible. I threw that in at the last minute. If I'd known you could do this in GarageBand, I would have done something better.

Remind me to fix the lip sync errors later.

If somebody could post this to my Facebook wall, I'd appreciate it. I don't have the energy.

WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME SOONER THAT THERE WAS AN AUTOMATIC LIP SYNC PROGRAM FOR FLASH!?

I have something in the works, but it might be a couple days late. I'd be doing you a disservice if I brought it up unfinished.

I WILL END YOU!!!!

NO MESSAGE TODAY. DO'T FEEL LIKE IT.

Lamp.

Here it is. The cartoon I've been working on since February. I've logged hundreds of hours and spent thousands of dollars on animation software, but I think it was worth it. I would like to dedicate this movie to all the animators who gave their lives that this project might become a reality. We're gonna miss you, buddies.
So, without further ado, behold the grandeur of what I have created!!! (If you have to go to the bathroom, now is the time. I don't want anyone walking around while the movie plays.)

GRRRRAAAAARGH!

Oops! I've been so busy with 3D Street Fighter that I forgot to post the comic.
Good news, bad news. The good news is that there's a game coming out featuring Samurai Jack, Bloo from Foster's Home, Ben 10, Chowder, and other Cartoon Network characters. The bad news is that the game looks terrible. It's made by Crave Games, the same company as every other Cartoon Network game, and they do NOT have a good track record. Worse, they couldn't even get Phil Lamarr to reprise his role as Samurai Jack. This makes me want to put my head through a window pane.

It Was a Centipede

I accidentally dropped my book bag on the way to work and shattered my jar of peanuts. I had a bag of peanuts and broken glass. I tried to sort out the peanuts from the glass, but I decided I did not like peanuts enough to risk ingesting shards of glass.

Does anyone have Pokemon Black or White? I need to trade for a Snivy or Oshawott. I'm also still looking for a Squirtle.

Sometimes I go out for ice cream and eat it by myself. Is that weird?

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Obviously, this has been a really bad weekend in the world. I'm kind of worried about my friend Yogi in Japan. I never really caught his full name, so I don't know how to check on him. I hope he's okay. Anyway, I didn't feel like writing a comic, but I did one anyway, since people kind of need things like this when times are bad.

I CRUSHED MY FINGER IN A WINDOW!

I really hate to say it, but Blogger doesn't seem to want to let me upload my image. I'll try to get it on later.

I just started Pokemon White, and it's pretty awesome. The name of Team Plasma didn't make much sense at first, but I decided Plasma was actually an acronym. I think it stands for "Pokemon Liberation Army of... Southern... Massachusets." My mind is shot.

Anyway, I think someone heard me describe his acting abilities by saying that Johnny Depp was a chameleon, and took me literally.

Update, 3-10-11: Okay. Here it is. I guess the file was too big. Unfortunately, I had to reduce the quality to make it fit. I wish I had a new printer.

I noticed that every public park in my town has the same sign. They all have a sign in the same font and everything, with an upright stone to the right and a flat stone to the left. It's interesting because... Okay, it's not interesting. My life is just really boring right now.

Silly Rabbit. Oil Slicks are for Skids.

Weird Al was right; Mashed potatoes can be your friend.

What's a Valentine?

This one came up a little blurry because I had to borrow a scanner. The Kodak AiO that Wal Mart tricked my grandmother into buying stopped scanning because it's out of color ink.
1. It is NOT out of color ink because it's never successfully printed a picture.
2. Why the heck do you need color ink to scan something!?
3. This has nothing to do with either, but why can't we get Mother 3 in this country!?

Incepticons.

I don't know if there is any actual joke here. Can the joke be that there isn't a joke?
Making sense is hard. I've had a rough week, what with the weather and all.
Anyway, I finished Epic Mickey this week. I'm not even going to try not to say it; Epic Mickey is an epic win.
I've almost finished that bicentennial comic related project about which I have been referring. It's going to take some more time, but rest assured, it's gonna be sweeeeeet.

I live in constant fear of earaches.

I sure hope the ice storm doesn't shut off our power.

Two - Hunno!

Two hundred posts! Ohh Yeaah! Alll Riiight!

It would be really annoying in a video game if there was a computer controlled character who was supposed to help you, but he just said "I really have to go to the bathroom" and you never saw him again.

I'm nearing my two hundredth post. I have something really cool planned for the occasion, but it might take a couple weeks.

Uuuunghh... I'm so very tired. YOU make sense of this one.

Good grief, that background took a long time to draw.
Do you ever accidentally set your microwave on the "Alchemy" setting and turn your bowl of oatmeal into a bar of lead?

AS CLASS PRESIDENT, I PROMISE KLONOA REFERENCES EVERY WEEK.

I've not actually seen Inception yet.

Did anyone see that pepper grinder coming?

Next week's comic might be a little less labor intensive, since I'm on vacation. It could also be more labor intensive. I don't know.