The Title of This Comic Has Been Omitted in Protest of the Sonic Voice Actor Controversy.

Seriously, though, I'm worried about global warming.

The Chair is NOT my Son!

I've had a lousy couple of weeks, and have been away from my internet for a while. So, I'm posting two comics at once. Enjoy!

NOBODY tell me to do a Sopranos finale parody!

Sorry this one was a few days late, but as we say in Germany, "Es ist fur die Affen zu tragen."

The Mustard of Doom

Sorry about my absence. I drank some outdated frozen orange juice, and found myself looking death in the eye.

My Face Hurts.

Note: The penguin did not eat the man's arm.

Fire Photon Torpedoes!!!

Sorry about the delay. I'll post a couple more later to compensate.

I'm Still Confused.

I can't find my fire extinguisher!

It's Parser Santa!

Here we have the Top Hat Man. He's undoubtably out selling Top Hat Linux. He generally marches back and forth, throwing top hats wildly, and if one of the top hats hits you, you turn into a top hat with legs. You have to go to the hospital for them to turn you back. It's very annoying. Also, there's the

giant spider. Hey, three feet wide is still considered a giant spider. Have YOU ever seen a spider that big?

QUIT STALLING! WHERE IS THE MICROFILM?

This could be an April Fool's Day joke. I can't tell anymore.

Distant Puppies... :-(

Here's the preview poster for my latest movie. The corner may have been chewed on a little, but what do you expect when I pay a giant spider to draw these?

'Tis a Tasty Loaf...

I was at the grocery store the other day. Take one guess who I happened to run into. That's right... Voldemort.

Bannana Bread! Lemon Squares!

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and you were a Pokemon? I would probably change my medication.

Hhhhhnnnnnnngggg...

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and your head was gone, and your face was somehow growing out of your stomach? Would you scream and run around until you pass out?

How can you have any pudding if you haven't had your meat?

If whales had a civilization, and in that civilization there were two giant nations, and these two nations went to war with eachother, and some group of scientists within one of these nations decided to create a weapon of mass destruction, that weapon of mass destruction would probably be a scaled up version of those plastic rings that hold canned beverages together.

I can write in colors???

Get Back in your Cage!

I hope my house doesn't mutate into some sort of inchworm type creature and squirm off down the road when I'm out of town. It would cause some serious structural damage, and the dishes would probably all break.

Sometimes, I wear double socks.

Quiet down! Don't make me come up there!

Cut apart those plastic soda can things.

In response to the problem of global warming, here is my idea:


Well, I hope that was informative.

I'm still confused.

I'm not entirely sure how I got this blog, but I'm going to try posting this cartoon I drew.

I'm confused.

Was I supposed to set up my own blog? I didn't understand the instructions, so I just clicked on things, and wound up here. Oh, well. Here's a site with some more info on polymorphism:
http://searchsmb.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid44_gci212803,00.html