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Obviously, this has been a really bad weekend in the world. I'm kind of worried about my friend Yogi in Japan. I never really caught his full name, so I don't know how to check on him. I hope he's okay. Anyway, I didn't feel like writing a comic, but I did one anyway, since people kind of need things like this when times are bad.

I CRUSHED MY FINGER IN A WINDOW!

I really hate to say it, but Blogger doesn't seem to want to let me upload my image. I'll try to get it on later.

I just started Pokemon White, and it's pretty awesome. The name of Team Plasma didn't make much sense at first, but I decided Plasma was actually an acronym. I think it stands for "Pokemon Liberation Army of... Southern... Massachusets." My mind is shot.

Anyway, I think someone heard me describe his acting abilities by saying that Johnny Depp was a chameleon, and took me literally.

Update, 3-10-11: Okay. Here it is. I guess the file was too big. Unfortunately, I had to reduce the quality to make it fit. I wish I had a new printer.

I noticed that every public park in my town has the same sign. They all have a sign in the same font and everything, with an upright stone to the right and a flat stone to the left. It's interesting because... Okay, it's not interesting. My life is just really boring right now.

Silly Rabbit. Oil Slicks are for Skids.

Weird Al was right; Mashed potatoes can be your friend.

What's a Valentine?

This one came up a little blurry because I had to borrow a scanner. The Kodak AiO that Wal Mart tricked my grandmother into buying stopped scanning because it's out of color ink.
1. It is NOT out of color ink because it's never successfully printed a picture.
2. Why the heck do you need color ink to scan something!?
3. This has nothing to do with either, but why can't we get Mother 3 in this country!?

Incepticons.

I don't know if there is any actual joke here. Can the joke be that there isn't a joke?
Making sense is hard. I've had a rough week, what with the weather and all.
Anyway, I finished Epic Mickey this week. I'm not even going to try not to say it; Epic Mickey is an epic win.
I've almost finished that bicentennial comic related project about which I have been referring. It's going to take some more time, but rest assured, it's gonna be sweeeeeet.

I live in constant fear of earaches.

I sure hope the ice storm doesn't shut off our power.

Two - Hunno!

Two hundred posts! Ohh Yeaah! Alll Riiight!

It would be really annoying in a video game if there was a computer controlled character who was supposed to help you, but he just said "I really have to go to the bathroom" and you never saw him again.

I'm nearing my two hundredth post. I have something really cool planned for the occasion, but it might take a couple weeks.

Uuuunghh... I'm so very tired. YOU make sense of this one.

Good grief, that background took a long time to draw.
Do you ever accidentally set your microwave on the "Alchemy" setting and turn your bowl of oatmeal into a bar of lead?

AS CLASS PRESIDENT, I PROMISE KLONOA REFERENCES EVERY WEEK.

I've not actually seen Inception yet.

Did anyone see that pepper grinder coming?

Next week's comic might be a little less labor intensive, since I'm on vacation. It could also be more labor intensive. I don't know.

Yar!

Never try to pick up a prescription at Walgreens at 5:00 PM on a Monday. It only leads to heartache.
Golden Sun is so flippin' sweet. It doesn't seem nearly as easy as Nintendo Power said it was. Maybe it gets easier later. Even Kefka in Final Fantasy 6 goes down like a lead weight if you have doublecast, Ultima magic, and an economizer/celestriad. Have I lost everybody yet? Good.

Ugh.

Oh, man. This comic is really poorly drawn.
I wish I could get Peter Cullen and Frank Welker to order a pizza in their Optimus Prime and Megatron voices. Extra cheese is the right of all sentient beings!

FLIBBERTIGIBBET!

It's not really funny. It's just a cool drawing.

I think I'm going to make a movie that's a cross between Toy Story and The Office, about the knick knacks on people's desks coming to life at night.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 is pretty good, but I still like Sonic Advance better.

He's a Good Girl

It's almost my birthday. I want Golden Sun: Dark Dawn.

My eye got really irritated while I was watching a show with my sister. I started rubbing my eyes, and she thought I was crying. So she was all like "Oh, don't cry! It'll be okay!" She thought I was crying about the show.

BASEMENT WATER SEEPAGE IS A NON-ISSUE.

This is basically how my experimentation with Flash has been going. It just refuses to import Illustrator files properly.

THE PHONE IS BROKEN.

I bit my tongue really hard last week. It took a long time to heal.

She Won't Go Nowhere 'Cept Where You Put Her!

I lost a Wii Bowling tournament at work. I have disgraced myself and my ancestors.

If I baked a pie, would any of you guys help me eat it? I don't want to eat a whole pie by myself again.

I think somebody needs to do a fake preview for a Where's Waldo movie. That would be hilarious!