I Broke Something When I Fell Out of the Blimp

This is what happens when you mix up the ant/in and the ant/out connections on a VCR: You turn into a weird monster. It's been known to happen to literally millions of Americans every year. Something must be done about this problem! In conclusion, I really am not very good at Monster Hunter Tri.

Myyyyy braaaaiinn huuuuuuurtssss...

My eyelids hurt.

I was eating a sandwich, and I thought to myself, "What if if Microsoft released a really crummy version of Windows that nobody liked, and then released a new version a year later, as if in apology?" I'm Charles Work, and Windows 7 was my idea.

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Man, that took a long time to draw. I hope I'm getting the hang of Illustrator. I'm probably going to stick to pen and paper comics for the most part, though.

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It's taking some work, but I've almost figured out how to use Illustrator.
The penguin is playing Fire Emblem, if you hadn't guessed.
My cat is sleeping on the floor a foot away from me while I type. That's about as cuddly as he gets.
I couldn't put Top Hat in this one, because he had to go try to close that oil leak. It didn't work.

A tornado narrowly missed my house, but I still managed to get my comic posted. That's how devoted I am.

I didn't shade this comic, because I'm trying to work on it using the free trial version of Adobe Illustrator I just downloaded.

I bet you're wondering why this comic looks so terrible. It's a long story, but in short, it turns out I don't know how to use a fountain pen.

I think it's funny to use out of context sentences at a crowded restaurant to make it appear you're discussing something interesting. I.E., "Anyway, they found his teeth in it."

Some cartoons would have you believe that swallowing a tiny computer wil let you sing in auto-tune. In fact, it will only get you banned from Radio Shack.
I swallowed a stick of gum. No special powers...

Can you tell me two things she did dumb when running?

I got that WarioWare D.I.Y. game. I made a microgame where you beat up a car like in StreetFighter. The day after that, my brother crashed his car. I have to be more careful about these things.

You Call This Bacon!!??

I finally finished Cave Story. That game is awesome. Who thinks I should try to make something like that? I have a great idea for a game based on my comic. Does anyone have any suggestions? I think I would try to use Flash, since then it could be played without downloading.

Note: May not have happened.
Has anyone seen my eraser? I left it around here somewhere...

I'm Not Wearing Lipstick!!!!

I'm trying to get some Flash software so that I can make cartoons and games. The software I need, though, costs a thousand dollars. That's a lot of money for a hobby. I'm guessing I won't use a third of the features I pay for. I wish they had some cheaper introductory version. Anyway, Cave Story is awesome.

NO TITLE FOR YOU!

Not much going on this week. Sorry if this comic isn't funny. I had to spend my afternoon doing taxes and stuff like that.

I played that game Sands of Destruction recently. It wasn't that great. It would have been better if it was a lot more challenging. Also, some of the characters tended to say the same things over and over in battle. It started to go a little something like this:
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
"It's probably my fault."
"It's probably my fault."
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
"It's probably my fault."
"I'm not afraid of this power anymore!"
"It's probably my fault."
"Here comes the paaaaain!"
Still, one of the characters, Taupy the bounty hunter teddy bear, was almost awesome enough to justify the rest of the game on his own.

Anyway, I have Pokemon Soul Silver now, and it's going pretty well so far. I wanted to spend my weekend playing it, but instead I squandered it doing my taxes... Sigh.

Give some Malimars to that monkey.

I don't have anything particularly interesting to say right now. I'm disappointed but not surprised at the Oscars.

Stop Feeding That Ocelot!!!

Well, that's it except for the epilogue. I had to finish this up before April.

Seriously, though, Red Robin is overpriced.

Remember to drink plenty of Ovaltine!!!

Well, sometimes, you write a comic, and it makes sense, and sometimes, not so much... and sometimes, you burn the heck out of your mouth on a piece of pizza, and everything tastes like rubber for a week.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE!!!!

Accomplishments.

My parents gave my sister one of those Disney Princess greeting cards. Its really convenient that Ariel gets human legs for these group pictures they put on the cards. It would be really awkward if they had to push her around in a big fish tank, or if they were always next to a lake. She'd really be a third wheel in their princess get-togethers if she was part fish all the time.
- Where should we go on our next princess meeting?
- Can we PLEASE have a pool party this time.
- Ariel, you ALWAYS want a pool party.

Also, like Seaspray in Transformers, she only gets to go on underwater missions.

Crud. Now Google is giving me Disney Princess related ads. This is worse than when I kept mentioning Dragon Ball Z for no reason.

I nearly broke my elbow this week.

I honestly don't think they can take him.

If they wanted to make a Transformers movie that actually pleased critics, they'd have to make it about a disabled boy with a British accent who has to come to terms with his mother's terminal illness while trying to forgive his estranged father (whose car, it is mentioned in passing, is a robot).

I CAN Eat Fifteen Pizzas!

Disclaimer: I make no pretension of knowing anything about Dragon Ball Z. I just found it amusing that the characters' costumes were the same color as prison uniforms. Please don't send me hundreds of messages about how I got the costume wrong. I probably should have looked up a picture or something. I probably shouldn't have referenced a show I know nothing about, but... oh, well. These comics can't all be winners.