I live in constant fear of earaches.

I sure hope the ice storm doesn't shut off our power.

Two - Hunno!

Two hundred posts! Ohh Yeaah! Alll Riiight!

It would be really annoying in a video game if there was a computer controlled character who was supposed to help you, but he just said "I really have to go to the bathroom" and you never saw him again.

I'm nearing my two hundredth post. I have something really cool planned for the occasion, but it might take a couple weeks.

Uuuunghh... I'm so very tired. YOU make sense of this one.

Good grief, that background took a long time to draw.
Do you ever accidentally set your microwave on the "Alchemy" setting and turn your bowl of oatmeal into a bar of lead?