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Monday, February 22, 2010

Remember to drink plenty of Ovaltine!!!

The Cos-Player challenges the Badger to a cos-play battle of epic dorkiness.

Well, sometimes, you write a comic, and it makes sense, and sometimes, not so much... and sometimes, you burn the heck out of your mouth on a piece of pizza, and everything tastes like rubber for a week.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE!!!!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Accomplishments.

Sunglasses gets a Street Fighter themed pounding.

My parents gave my sister one of those Disney Princess greeting cards. Its really convenient that Ariel gets human legs for these group pictures they put on the cards. It would be really awkward if they had to push her around in a big fish tank, or if they were always next to a lake. She'd really be a third wheel in their princess get-togethers if she was part fish all the time.
- Where should we go on our next princess meeting?
- Can we PLEASE have a pool party this time.
- Ariel, you ALWAYS want a pool party.

Also, like Seaspray in Transformers, she only gets to go on underwater missions.

Crud. Now Google is giving me Disney Princess related ads. This is worse than when I kept mentioning Dragon Ball Z for no reason.

Monday, February 08, 2010

I nearly broke my elbow this week.

A badger stole the mask.  Taking him on alone was a bad idea...

I honestly don't think they can take him.

If they wanted to make a Transformers movie that actually pleased critics, they'd have to make it about a disabled boy with a British accent who has to come to terms with his mother's terminal illness while trying to forgive his estranged father (whose car, it is mentioned in passing, is a robot).

Monday, February 01, 2010

I CAN Eat Fifteen Pizzas!

The Cos Player escapes the guards by turning her jumpsuit into a Dragon Ball costume of some sort.

Disclaimer: I make no pretension of knowing anything about Dragon Ball Z. I just found it amusing that the characters' costumes were the same color as prison uniforms. Please don't send me hundreds of messages about how I got the costume wrong. I probably should have looked up a picture or something. I probably shouldn't have referenced a show I know nothing about, but... oh, well. These comics can't all be winners.